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  • 9tillvoid
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    9 Till Void is still better than a 9 to 5

    Introduction: The gang is gathered around Glenn’s computer, watching the 9 Till Void trailer. Glenn: “Alright, this is ‘9 Till Void.’ It’s all about casting spells and strategy.” Rob: “I’ve got a knack for this. Watch and learn, folks.” Charlie: “Spells? Like magic? Can I turn someone into a frog?” Kaitlin: “If only, Charlie. If […] More

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    1000-bit: The Best Binary Wrapped in the Greatest Function

    Introduction: The gang is gathered around Glenn’s computer, watching the 1000-bit trailer. Glenn: “Alright, this is ‘1000-bit.’ It’s all about binary programming.” Rob: “Looks complicated. Just a bunch of 0s and 1s.” Charlie: “Oh! Like binary star systems?” Kaitlin: “Charlie, that’s not the same kind of binary.” Danny: “I’m just here to see if I […] More

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    Speed Limit removes the need for speed

    Introduction: The gang is gathered around Glenn’s computer, watching the Speed Limit trailer. Glenn: “Alright, this is ‘Speed Limit.’ It’s like… an old-school action extravaganza.” Rob: “Looks intense! Like those high-speed chase movies.” Charlie: “Oh! This reminds me of that movie… you know, with the high-speed chases and the… thing.” Kaitlin: “Which movie, Charlie?” Danny: […] More

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    You see Ivan, in Spinch you throw kids

    Introduction: The gang is gathered around Glenn’s computer, watching the Spinch trailer. Glenn: “Alright, this is ‘Spinch.’ It’s like… a psychedelic platformer?” Rob: “Looks like someone had a bit too much fun with the color palette.” Charlie: “Whoa, are those neon spiders? And rainbow worms?” Kaitlin: “This is… different.” Danny: “Looks like a cartoonist’s fever […] More

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    Crashlands is about the biggest game ever made

    Introduction: The gang is gathered around Glenn’s computer, watching the Crashlands trailer. Glenn: “Alright, this is ‘Crashlands.’ It’s an adventure-crafting RPG. Looks wild!” Rob: “Crafting? Like, making stuff?” Charlie: “Like arts and crafts? I once made a macaroni necklace.” Kaitlin: “Not that kind of crafting, Charlie.” Danny: “Oh, so it’s like those other games where […] More

  • imaginelifetimes
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    Imagine Lifetimes that are better or worse but mostly worse

    Introduction: The gang is huddled around Glenn’s computer, browsing the Steam page for “Imagine Lifetimes.” Glenn: “Alright, let’s see what the gamers think about ‘Imagine Lifetimes.’” Rob: “I bet it’s deep. The game’s all about life choices and stuff.” Charlie: “Or maybe it’s just a game about buying soda and chips.” Kaitlin: “Why would it […] More

  • almoradarkosen
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    Almora Darkosen has Superior Fishing and Gambling

    Introduction: Setting: Glenn’s apartment. Glenn is setting up Almora Darkosen on the big screen, Kaitlin is sipping on a drink, Danny is eyeing the game’s currency, Charlie is flipping through a game manual, and Rob is flexing his muscles. Glenn: “Alright, team! Almora Darkosen. Over 150 quests, crafting, fishing, and… oh, a dice game.” Rob: […] More

  • fieldsofmistria
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    Fields of Mistria is tilling more than just dirt

    Fields of Mistria has swooped into the farming sim world with all the charm and nostalgia of classic pixel-art games, while adding fresh twists that make it stand out. Here’s why it’s not just another farming sim, but a love letter to community-driven adventures. Getting Started: Welcome to Mistria! From the moment you arrive in […] More

  • jetlancer
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    Jet Lancer flies high to great heights

    Introduction: The gang is huddled around a new gaming console. Glenn: “Today, we’re playing ‘Jet Lancer.’ It’s all about aerial combat, dueling enemy aviators, and hunting giant robots.” Rob: “Giant robots? Like in those Japanese cartoons?” Charlie: “Or maybe they’re secret government weapons?” Kaitlin: “Can we just play the game without turning it into a […] More

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    Ministry of Broadcast: Being Watched is Really Exciting

    Introduction: The gang is gathered around Glenn’s gaming setup. Glenn: “Alright, team, today we’re diving into ‘Ministry of Broadcast‘. It’s set in a dystopian world with a massive wall.” Rob: “A wall? Like, for climbing and stuff?” Charlie: “Or to keep out the lizard people?” Kaitlin: “Why does every game we play have to be […] More

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    Flynn: Son of Crimson pulls on the heartstrings

    Introduction: The gang is gathered around Glenn’s gaming setup. Glenn: “Alright, team, today we’re exploring ‘Flynn: Son of Crimson‘. It’s a 2D action platformer set in the mystical world of Rosantica.” Rob: “Looks colorful. How hard can it be?” Charlie: “I heard there’s a dog in this game. Do you think it knows any tricks?” […] More

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    Save the Reactor: High Stress and High Pressure

    Introduction: Glenn: “Alright team, today we’re diving into ‘Save the Reactor‘. It’s a game where we’re in a control room of a nuclear reactor, and things go haywire.” Rob: “Sounds easy. Just press some buttons, right?” Charlie: “I heard there’s bacon involved. And something called GameMaker Studio? Do they make the Bacon in the GameMaker […] More

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