Introduction:
The gang is huddled around Glenn’s computer, looking at the Steam page for “Fields of Mistria.”
Glenn: “Alright, team, check this out. ‘Fields of Mistria.’ It’s not out yet, but it’s all about farming, magic, and romance.”
Rob: “Romance? I’m in. Look at those character designs!”
Charlie: “I bet there’s a secret character. Someone who knows… things.”
Kaitlin: (to the viewers) “Every time. Every single time we look at a game, Charlie thinks there’s a conspiracy.”
Danny: “Ah, wishlisting. Takes me back.”
Scene 1: Speculating on Features
The gang discusses the game’s features based on the Steam page.
Rob: “Look at that farm! I’m gonna have the best crops.”
Charlie: “I’m telling you, there’s a hidden feature. Maybe magic spells?”
Kaitlin: (to the viewers) “Magic spells? Really? Why can’t we just have a normal conversation about a game?”
Danny: “Remember when games came with manuals? You didn’t have to guess.”
Glenn: “It says here you can customize your character and farm.”
Rob: “I’m going all out. Top-tier fashion.”
Charlie: “I bet there’s a secret outfit. Something… mystical.”
Kaitlin: “Why would there be a secret outfit, Charlie? It’s a farming game!”
Danny: “Back in my day, you got what you got. No customization.”
Glenn: “Let’s focus. What about the romance options?”
Scene 2: The Great Marriage Debate
The gang argues over the potential marriage candidates based on the game’s description.
Rob: “That character right there. I’m calling dibs!”
Charlie: “I’m telling you, there’s a secret marriage candidate. Someone from another dimension.”
Kaitlin: (to the viewers) “Another dimension? Seriously? Why do I even bother?”
Danny: “Remember when you just had one choice and that was it?”
Glenn: “It says here there are 12 marriage candidates.”
Rob: “Only the best for me!”
Charlie: “I bet one of them is an alien. Or a wizard.”
Kaitlin: “Not everything is a conspiracy, Charlie! It’s a farming game!”
Danny: “Ah, the good old days of simple choices.”
Glenn: “Let’s just agree to explore all options when the game comes out.”
Scene 3: Pre-Order or Not?
The gang debates whether to pre-order the game.
Rob: “I’m wishlisting. I need to be the first to play.”
Charlie: “I bet there’s a secret bonus for early adopters.”
Kaitlin: (to the viewers) “A secret bonus? Why am I even here? Why do I put up with this?”
Danny: “Back in my day, you just went to the store and bought the game.”
Glenn: “It does look promising. And the community seems excited.”
Rob: “I’m telling you, it’s gonna be a hit.”
Charlie: “Especially with the secret features.”
Kaitlin: “For the last time, Charlie, it’s a farming game! No secrets!”
Danny: “I do miss the thrill of a physical copy.”
Glenn: “Alright, let’s take a vote. To wishlist or not?”
Conclusion:
The gang reflects on their discussion.
Glenn: “So, ‘Fields of Mistria.’ Excited?”
Rob: “Definitely. I’m all in.”
Charlie: “I’ll be watching for those secrets.”
Kaitlin: (to the viewers) “If Charlie mentions one more secret, I swear…”
Danny: “It’s gonna be a trip down memory lane.”
Credits/Outro:
The gang wraps up their session.
Glenn: “Thanks for joining us on this speculative adventure, folks! We’ll be back when the game’s out.”
Rob: “And I’ll be the best farmer.”
Charlie: “And I’ll uncover all the secrets.”
Kaitlin: “It’s a farming game, Charlie! A farming game!”
Danny: “Till next time, keep it retro!”
