Introduction:
The gang is gathered around Glenn’s computer, watching the 9 Till Void trailer.
Glenn: “Alright, this is ‘9 Till Void.’ It’s all about casting spells and strategy.”
Rob: “I’ve got a knack for this. Watch and learn, folks.”
Charlie: “Spells? Like magic? Can I turn someone into a frog?”
Kaitlin: “If only, Charlie. If only.”
Danny: “I’d pay to see that.”
Scene 1: The Spellcasting Spat
Glenn: “Okay, we need to choose our spells wisely. I say we go with the Fireball.”
Rob: “Nah, nah, the Ice Shard is the way to go. Trust me.”
Charlie: “Can either of those turn someone into a frog?”
Kaitlin: “Charlie, focus! And Glenn, Rob’s right. Ice Shard has better range.”
Danny: “I never thought I’d see the day when Rob’s right about something.”
Rob: “Hey! I’ve got instincts, okay?”
Glenn: “Fine, we’ll go with Ice Shard. But if this goes south, I’m blaming you.”
Charlie: “Speaking of south, did you know frogs live in the south?”
Kaitlin: “Charlie, not now!”
Scene 2: Strategy and Squabbles
Rob: “See? Told you Ice Shard was a good choice.”
Glenn: “We’re only on level two, Rob. Let’s not get ahead of ourselves.”
Charlie: “I once got ahead of myself. Ended up in a chicken coop.”
Kaitlin: “How does that even happen?”
Danny: “With Charlie? I’ve stopped asking.”
Rob: “Alright, next spell. I say Lightning Bolt.”
Glenn: “No way. Earthquake. It hits multiple enemies.”
Charlie: “Do frogs get hit by earthquakes?”
Kaitlin: “Why are we still on frogs?”
Scene 3: The Final Showdown
Glenn: “Alright, final boss. We need the perfect spell.”
Rob: “Tornado. It’s flashy and effective.”
Charlie: “I once saw a frog get caught in a mini tornado. It was wild.”
Kaitlin: “Charlie, enough with the frogs!”
Danny: “I’m just here for the show. And by show, I mean watching you two bicker.”
Rob: “Tornado it is. Let’s do this.”
Glenn: “If we lose, it’s on you.”
Charlie: “Speaking of losing, did I ever tell you about the time I lost a frog race?”
Kaitlin: “Of course you did.”
Conclusion:
Glenn: “Well, that was… an experience.”
Rob: “Told you I had good instincts.”
Charlie: “Next time, can we play a game about frogs?”
Kaitlin: “Only if it keeps you quiet.”
Danny: “I’d play a frog game. As long as there’s no math.”
