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in Game ReviewsSea Salt: Collecting Humanity’s Bill With No Money
Introduction Ah, Sea Salt. The game where you play an Old God, and humanity is your deadbeat tenant. They’ve enjoyed your oceanic blessings, but when it’s time to pay up, suddenly everyone’s got amnesia. Well, let’s just say, the debt collector is in town, and he’s brought an army of sea monsters. Or How to […] More
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Thy Sword for My Lord and Never Be Bored
Introduction Ah, “Thy Sword“—the game that makes you question whether you’re the hero in a pixelated epic or just another decapitated adventurer. You’re on a quest to overthrow a Dark Overlord, which is basically like trying to cancel student loans—noble, but good luck with that. Hack n’ Slash Mechanics: A Symphony of Violence The hack […] More
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MY LAST 20 is the game that keeps on ticking
Introduction Ah, “MY LAST 20“—the game that makes you realize just how long 20 seconds can actually be. It’s like waiting for your microwave to finish, but instead of a hot pocket, you get a sense of accomplishment. Or death. Mostly death. Gameplay Mechanics: Survival of the Fastest This isn’t your grandma’s space game. No, […] More
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Maiden & Spell is The Bullet Hell Game from Heaven
Introduction Ah, indie games—the last bastion of creativity in a world overrun by loot boxes and microtransactions. But what if I told you there’s an indie game that not only defies the mainstream but kicks it in the teeth? Enter Maiden & Spell, the bullet hell game that’s more addictive than your aunt’s potato salad […] More
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This Merchant Life: Of Gold, Grit, and Gallows Humor
Introduction: The Oblivious King Sets the Stage King Arthur: Greetings, noble viewers! Today, we embark on a trading journey in the kingdom of Peregrine with ‘This Merchant Life‘! Guinevere: A trading adventure? How quaint! Sir Lancelot: Every journey has its dangers, and I’m here to face them head-on. Merlin: The stars have foretold of great […] More
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Gemini Arms: Lasers, and Flirting, it doesn’t get any better
Introduction: The Oblivious King Sets the Stage King Arthur: Greetings, noble viewers! Today, we’re stepping into the future with Gemini Arms! How exhilarating! Guinevere: Robots and lasers? Count me in! Sir Lancelot: A new battlefield for an old knight. Let’s do this. Merlin: Ah, the future! Where magic meets technology! Morgana: Great, we’re space marines […] More
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Wally and the FANTASTIC PREDATORS: A Foxy Tale
Introduction: The Oblivious King Sets the Stage King Arthur: Greetings, noble viewers! We’re back with another episode of “The Streamer Tales!” Today, we’re exploring the world of Wally and the FANTASTIC PREDATORS! Guinevere: Oh, a game about a fox? How intriguing! Sir Lancelot: A fox, you say? A cunning creature for a cunning knight. Merlin: […] More
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TSwift, imma let you finish but Wandersong is the best game
Introduction: The gang is huddled around Glenn’s gaming setup, the title screen of “Wandersong” glowing on the monitor. Glenn: “Alright, team, today we’re playing ‘Wandersong,’ a musical platforming adventure game. You play as a bard and use music to interact with the world.” Rob: “A bard? So, what, we’re gonna sing our way through problems?” […] More
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Colt Canyon is a wild west kind of good time
Introduction: The gang is gathered around Glenn’s gaming setup, the title screen of “Colt Canyon” displayed. Glenn: “Alright, folks, today we’re venturing into ‘Colt Canyon.’ It’s a 2D pixel art shooter where you’re a cowboy trying to rescue your kidnapped partner.” Rob: “Kidnapped partner? Sounds like a Tuesday.” Charlie: “Wait, can I be a cowboy […] More
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Rivals of Aether crashes and burns in a good way
Introduction: The gang is huddled around Glenn’s gaming setup, the title screen of “Rivals of Aether” glowing brightly. Glenn: “Alright, team, today we’re diving into ‘Rivals of Aether‘. It’s an indie fighting game where you summon the power of Fire, Water, Air, and Earth.” Rob: “Sounds elemental. I call dibs on the fire guy!” Charlie: […] More
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Castle of no Escape 2 like the first one but better
Introduction: The gang is gathered around Glenn’s gaming setup, staring at the screen. Glenn: “Alright, guys, today we’re diving into ‘Castle of no Escape 2‘. It’s a dungeon crawler, and it’s supposed to be pretty challenging.” Rob: “Looks old school. I like it. Reminds me of the games we used to play.” Charlie: “Wait, is […] More
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Drawngeon: Dungeons of Ink and Paper Promises a great time
Introduction: The gang is gathered around Glenn’s computer, watching the Drawngeon trailer. Glenn: “This is ‘Drawngeon: Dungeons of Ink and Paper.’ It’s like a first-person roguelite with 90-degree turns.” Rob: “Looks old-school. I bet I’d be great at it.” Charlie: “It’s all sketchy! Like someone’s doodle book came to life.” Kaitlin: “Can we focus? We’re […] More
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