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Thy Sword for My Lord and Never Be Bored
Introduction Ah, “Thy Sword“—the game that makes you question whether you’re the hero in a pixelated epic or just another decapitated adventurer. You’re on a quest to overthrow a Dark Overlord, which is basically like trying to cancel student loans—noble, but good luck with that. Hack n’ Slash Mechanics: A Symphony of Violence The hack […] More
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This Merchant Life: Of Gold, Grit, and Gallows Humor
Introduction: The Oblivious King Sets the Stage King Arthur: Greetings, noble viewers! Today, we embark on a trading journey in the kingdom of Peregrine with ‘This Merchant Life‘! Guinevere: A trading adventure? How quaint! Sir Lancelot: Every journey has its dangers, and I’m here to face them head-on. Merlin: The stars have foretold of great […] More
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Gemini Arms: Lasers, and Flirting, it doesn’t get any better
Introduction: The Oblivious King Sets the Stage King Arthur: Greetings, noble viewers! Today, we’re stepping into the future with Gemini Arms! How exhilarating! Guinevere: Robots and lasers? Count me in! Sir Lancelot: A new battlefield for an old knight. Let’s do this. Merlin: Ah, the future! Where magic meets technology! Morgana: Great, we’re space marines […] More
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Wally and the FANTASTIC PREDATORS: A Foxy Tale
Introduction: The Oblivious King Sets the Stage King Arthur: Greetings, noble viewers! We’re back with another episode of “The Streamer Tales!” Today, we’re exploring the world of Wally and the FANTASTIC PREDATORS! Guinevere: Oh, a game about a fox? How intriguing! Sir Lancelot: A fox, you say? A cunning creature for a cunning knight. Merlin: […] More
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TSwift, imma let you finish but Wandersong is the best game
Introduction: The gang is huddled around Glenn’s gaming setup, the title screen of “Wandersong” glowing on the monitor. Glenn: “Alright, team, today we’re playing ‘Wandersong,’ a musical platforming adventure game. You play as a bard and use music to interact with the world.” Rob: “A bard? So, what, we’re gonna sing our way through problems?” […] More
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Colt Canyon is a wild west kind of good time
Introduction: The gang is gathered around Glenn’s gaming setup, the title screen of “Colt Canyon” displayed. Glenn: “Alright, folks, today we’re venturing into ‘Colt Canyon.’ It’s a 2D pixel art shooter where you’re a cowboy trying to rescue your kidnapped partner.” Rob: “Kidnapped partner? Sounds like a Tuesday.” Charlie: “Wait, can I be a cowboy […] More
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Rivals of Aether crashes and burns in a good way
Introduction: The gang is huddled around Glenn’s gaming setup, the title screen of “Rivals of Aether” glowing brightly. Glenn: “Alright, team, today we’re diving into ‘Rivals of Aether‘. It’s an indie fighting game where you summon the power of Fire, Water, Air, and Earth.” Rob: “Sounds elemental. I call dibs on the fire guy!” Charlie: […] More
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Castle of no Escape 2 like the first one but better
Introduction: The gang is gathered around Glenn’s gaming setup, staring at the screen. Glenn: “Alright, guys, today we’re diving into ‘Castle of no Escape 2‘. It’s a dungeon crawler, and it’s supposed to be pretty challenging.” Rob: “Looks old school. I like it. Reminds me of the games we used to play.” Charlie: “Wait, is […] More
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Drawngeon: Dungeons of Ink and Paper Promises a great time
Introduction: The gang is gathered around Glenn’s computer, watching the Drawngeon trailer. Glenn: “This is ‘Drawngeon: Dungeons of Ink and Paper.’ It’s like a first-person roguelite with 90-degree turns.” Rob: “Looks old-school. I bet I’d be great at it.” Charlie: “It’s all sketchy! Like someone’s doodle book came to life.” Kaitlin: “Can we focus? We’re […] More
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9 Till Void is still better than a 9 to 5
Introduction: The gang is gathered around Glenn’s computer, watching the 9 Till Void trailer. Glenn: “Alright, this is ‘9 Till Void.’ It’s all about casting spells and strategy.” Rob: “I’ve got a knack for this. Watch and learn, folks.” Charlie: “Spells? Like magic? Can I turn someone into a frog?” Kaitlin: “If only, Charlie. If […] More
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1000-bit: The Best Binary Wrapped in the Greatest Function
Introduction: The gang is gathered around Glenn’s computer, watching the 1000-bit trailer. Glenn: “Alright, this is ‘1000-bit.’ It’s all about binary programming.” Rob: “Looks complicated. Just a bunch of 0s and 1s.” Charlie: “Oh! Like binary star systems?” Kaitlin: “Charlie, that’s not the same kind of binary.” Danny: “I’m just here to see if I […] More
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Speed Limit removes the need for speed
Introduction: The gang is gathered around Glenn’s computer, watching the Speed Limit trailer. Glenn: “Alright, this is ‘Speed Limit.’ It’s like… an old-school action extravaganza.” Rob: “Looks intense! Like those high-speed chase movies.” Charlie: “Oh! This reminds me of that movie… you know, with the high-speed chases and the… thing.” Kaitlin: “Which movie, Charlie?” Danny: […] More