Why should I ever visit your site?

June 28th, 2008 by Danny | Categories: Comment, Funny

I took my daily visit to the GMC today to find a new PM in my PM box. It was yet again a mass PM to get people to join another ‘co.nr’ based site. The PM stated:

“Excuse me,
If you have a team assembled please upload your games past, present, and future games at http://retrogaming.co.nr/ and maybe sign up for one of our quarterly competitions, this is a new site so please be one of the first members!
- Rich Y. / Zarzx”


So I replied with a common message I send to PM spammers that stated.

“Maybe you should make a topic rather than PM spam which I may add make you look like a noob. Which is also why I won’t even bother to click the link you just sent me.
-Danny”

Instantly I received a PM stating:

“go **** your kitten”

Now why I would ever visit a site where the creator tells me to ‘go **** my kitten’ I have no idea. Nor do I see why people think a PM spam is okay. Never the less I received ‘epic lolz’ from this and figured I could share them with you.

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  1. June 28th, 2008 at 19:37
    Reply | Quote | #1

    Maybe the PM’er should realize that not everybody is into bestiality…

  2. June 28th, 2008 at 20:22
    Reply | Quote | #2

    j00Z $|-|0ULD |-|4><0r |-|1$ $173$ /\/\41|\|Phr4/\/\3 4|\|D 91\/3 |-|1/\/\ L337 |<1773|\| pr0|\|.

    (So I found a noob translator online as evidenced above, maybe this will help you interpret his reasoning for spamming.)

    Message to everyone: Learn to make a decent site before bugging people for members. (Okay, so I’m guilty of shameless advertising too, but I’m pretty glad to say I’ve never spammed anyone before).

  3. hide
    June 29th, 2008 at 07:17
    Reply | Quote | #3

    WOW
    This is a blog about whining only ?

  4. June 29th, 2008 at 09:02
    Reply | Quote | #4

    No, it’s a blog about the Game Maker Community and Game Maker in general, thus including hilarious articles about morons sending you useless junk with the private messaging system.

    Get it now?

  5. Broxter
    June 30th, 2008 at 10:19
    Reply | Quote | #5

    LOL! :D

  6. July 3rd, 2008 at 17:25
    Reply | Quote | #6

    Good lord. The website itself is pretty ugly, and it’s just a forum.

    hide-
    Definition of blog: A frequent, chronological publication of personal thoughts and Web links.
    Do you not consider this a [Rather humorous] Personal THought?

  7. July 7th, 2008 at 12:18
    Reply | Quote | #7

    Epic fail, on the spammer’s behalf.

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